Friday, January 28, 2011

Can we talk about it?


I had plenty of time to prepare for this one.

I didn't need much help today with other events going on in the world.  I could have talked about Egypt going crazy and shutting off the internet.  And somehow the USA continues to support this dictatorship.  Looks like things are going well there.  You know when a country shuts off the internet, people are completely destroying everything.  "Not the internet!!"

And of course, there is always Charlie Sheen to talk about.  He's really living up to his Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn persona.  Listen, when a person gets a briefcase delivered to them, it leads to bad things.  Think about it, when have you had a briefcase delivered to you?  You maybe see that in a movie.  It always turns out to be a bad sign.  And the thing about our friend Charlie is that I completely believe the story that came out about him here.  Only Charlie could have his life saved by some reality show couple after a four day bender.  Lovely.

No, I don't want to talk about any of these stories because they do the talking for themselves.  I want to discuss how terrible my ride home was.

I'm not going to complain; all I'm going to say is that I'm sick and tired of crazy Massholes running the show.  It took me 3.5 hours today to get a haircut.  That's right, 2.5 hours in traffic and then I had to wait a half hour for the hair cut and of course half hour for the ride home.

I don't understand what goes on in this state.  They continuously tax people and I wonder where this money goes!?  It certainly doesn't go to fixing the roads.  Or removing snow off the streets.  Or fixing the infrastructure to help the flow of traffic.  No, it goes to the socialist government that controls the state.

I'm not going to get political here.  I just want to vent.  Clearly, all drivers born here are some type of terrible on the road. So here's what I'm suggesting:

I think that all Mass drivers take a mandatory test every week to make sure they are competent to drive. Some I have a lot of confidence in, like our friend Emily.  She clearly has a controlled chaos when it comes to commanding the road.  I appreciate the aggressiveness.

But others, like the taxi drivers should have to take the test hourly. I swear, student drivers are better fit to get to point A to point B than the taxi drivers. 

Nothing will change though so thanks for listening.  Because venting is really the only option.

1 comment:

  1. To bad we will probably live in a world where we can't watch Charlie Sheen play Charlie Sheen on Two and Half Men.

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