First things first

My California math
says 14 years is too much

Got a little taste?  Good.  Here's some more:

BBWA: Wow, 14 years huh?  It takes you that long to put one of the best curveballs in the baseball hall of fame.  I'm grateful that it will never take 14 years for someone to evaluate me.  The concept makes no sense to me.  Either you are a hall of famer, or you're not.  It should be an active discussion and then a vote and it's done. Please, don't delay Larkin's admission as well.

Give this man his money

Vikings:  17 unrestricted free agents equals problems.  Here's what I'm thinking.  Priorities have to go to Greenway, Rice (I mean come on), Robison (replace Edwards, he costs too much), Fat Pat (let him retire a Viking) and Tahi if you can get him cheap.  Out the door are our QB's and notably Longwell.  Yeah if we can get him cheap, resign him but at this point we need to save some money.  The fact of the matter is that during this offseason we should also pay AD.  Why not?  He's the best player in the league.

Can't spell love without this bag

Teriyaki Sauce:  Why are you so simple to make?  Why are you so delicious?  So underrated. Also awesome is Teriyaki beef jerky.  Thought I would share.

The new "troika?" Let's hope so

Twovles:  Have you seen them lately?  Granted, no one is comparing the Love-B-Easy-Darko troika to Bird-Parish-Mchale.  However, they've got something going.  I enjoy the way the play basketball and if they can get a defensive stopper plus a solid SG.  Like Monta solid.  That said, we're still a year or two out.